Paralyzed From the Brain Down - April 3, 2020

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To say the past weeks have been weird is an understatement. I have been trying to work from home, but it's difficult. What's worse is that I'm home more, but am completely unable to paint! I'm paralyzed and I can't figure out what's wrong. My husband says all psychological problems are inherently fixable if you can articulate what the problem is. So when I can't articulate it, I feel worse, like it's only ME standing in the way of feeling better. If only I were smarter.
One fun thing is that my siblings and I are all talking more online. Yesterday we had the best conversation because one never-available-when-we-group-call sibling actually took part! Unfortunately, they also got mad when I took a (lot) screenshots. I touched up one of the screenshots to show how they should really feel about me. 

I'm thinking of downloading some filters for my next meeting at work and looking like the potato lady I can't stop laughing at this picture. 

And laugh…

Yes, I have a Master's Degree!

This morning I finally figured out what was wrong with the cornstarch I've been using to powder myself.

It's powdered sugar.

I put the wrong bag under my bathroom sink last week and only noticed it when I poofed the puff in the powder (say that five times fast) and tasted sweet on my tongue from the wafting particles in the air.

What a dork.

Comments

April Hajek said…
You may be a dork, but I still love you!
Allyson said…
April is such a kiss up
Heather Eddy said…
That's because she wants to be my FAVORITE sister!
April Hajek said…
You just wish you said it first!
Janice said…
That's alright, I used hair spray under my pits instead of deodorant. Once many years ago, I was in a hurry to brush my teeth to leave and I loaded my toothbrush with Desitin and proceeded to brush!! YUCK!!!!
Heather Eddy said…
And it gives a wicked yeast infection eventually. Ow!

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